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(no subject) [Nov. 14th, 2005|01:50 am]
Tempey Jorissen
[Current Mood |irritatedirritated]

This weekend was pretty fun. Me, Anna and John (whose name I just found out is actually short for Johnathan, what the hell? Who spells it like that?) went to Orlando to visit Allie, we also got to see Alyson, Erin and Brianna. And hung out with some UCF friends of Allie's, including Danielle, Kris, Carrie, Jeremy and Eric. Orlando is a really awesome place, it makes me want to move there even though I think that UF is a better school than UCF.

But anyway, we went to Cowboy's one night, which is a club that plays country music and where people linedance, with the occasional intermittent regular clubbing song. That was ok, I got to see some sexy guys strip down to just their boxers. That part was actually way MORE than ok, but since I don't really like country music or linedancing, I'd just rate the overall experience as ok. I think that was the night we played Mario Party and saw Saw. It was my first time seeing Saw and DUDE! Excellent movie. And Saturday night we tried going to this one club but sadly, they wouldn't let John in because he was wearing shorts, which was apparently against the dress code.

We also ate out a lot, I got this huge pizza at Lazy moon that I only ate like half of (man, I hate ending phrases in prepositions, but I'm tired so I'll let that one slide), a nasty salad at TGI Friday's (but not as nasty as Allie's, who found a hair in hers,) a salad at Broadways (everyone else got calzones but I wasn't hungry) and a donut at Dunkin doughnuts (the guy said I could have it for free!). And we played some pool, I suck at pool. In fact, when Allie and I were on a team we got completely killed by I think John and Anna. As in, we still had about 5 or 6 balls to pocket when they got the eightball in. Of course, we still needed to come up with a team name and a high-five, which I think is mainly why we lost. I really wanted to play ping-pong but someone else always had the table. Oh yeah, and John got the medium calzone at Broadways which was huge. It defeated him.

A lot of the weekend for me was spent either sleeping in, admiring John's 'fro, playing catch with a little footbally-thing, or drinking some red kool-aid which, contrary to what Anna and Allie believe, is red-flavored! It's not tropical punch or cherry or whatever or any pansy-ass thing like that- it's RED KOOL-AID. Back me up guys. Red.

Oh yeah, and also, Anna and I had a conversation by snapping our straighteners at each other.

Man, this is the livejournal-iest journal post I've made in ages. I'm not going to make a habit of it.
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High Standards [Nov. 8th, 2005|08:01 pm]
Tempey Jorissen
[Current Mood |flirtyflirty]

Allie: I met a guy today. He doesn’t have herpes!
Tempey: Awesome! I met a guy today too. He isn’t a crackhead!
Allie: I met a guy. He doesn’t have any illegitimate children.
Tempey: Dude, Allie, I met some guy today… he bathes at least 5 times a week.
Allie: Sweet! I met a guy and he can read!
Tempey: Today I met this guy who doesn’t have any amputated limbs. They’re all there!
Allie: I met the love of my life, he needs water to survive
Tempey: Today I met this guy who doesn’t have a unibrow
Allie: I met a guy who doesn’t resemble a furry woodland creature
Tempey: I met a guy who doesn’t fanatically watch reruns of golden girls
Tempey: I met this guy today who wasn't from Alabama
Allie: Hey I met this guy today who didn’t have a squirrel in his pants
Tempey: Sweet! I met this guy today who’s never shot anyone
Allie: I met this guy today who can walk on his FEET!
Tempey: I met a guy who didn’t have any strange growths anywhere!
Allie: I met this guy today who knew how to speak English!
Tempey: yesteday i met this guy whose teeth weren't stained with nicotine
Allie: I think I’ll try to meet a guy who is wearing pants tomorrow
Tempey: good luck with that
Allie: thanks
Tempey: i myself am going to look for a guy who isn't stained in questionable places with blood
Allie: good for you
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I didn't win an xbox 360 off the mtn. dew thing [Oct. 18th, 2005|04:13 pm]
Tempey Jorissen
[Current Mood |excitedexcited]

Post a comment and...

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in ...
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST. It is written.

Here's another livejournal thing to waste your time... although it will really waste more of my time, come to think of it. damn.
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Do this and risk severe death! I mean "or", not "and"! [Sep. 26th, 2005|02:19 am]
Tempey Jorissen
[Current Mood |okayokay]

1.Who are you?
2.Are we friends?
3.When and how did we meet?
4.Do you have a crush on me?
5.Would you kiss me?
6.Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7.Describe me in one word.
8.What was your first impression?
9.Do you still think that way about me now?
10.What reminds you of me?
11.If you could give me anything what would it be?
12.How well do you know me?
13.When's the last time you saw me?
14.Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15.Are you going to put this in your journal and see what I say about you?

But you have to answer all the questions in haikus! Just kidding, you don't really have to!
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(no subject) [Sep. 6th, 2005|01:59 am]
Tempey Jorissen
[Current Mood |happyhappy]

Love like it's LJ by jain_child
Username
Take your pick:
Your rock-steady loveyaoi_luv
You think is hotevan_gamble
You get the money while pretending to loveturtleonwheels
How much $?$925,715
Your current boy/girlfriendskayourmom
...who cheats on you with...ismelluryogurt
The jealous best friendvpofjooishmafia
The weird kid in math who wants you in bedfatbuu10
How much love you got?: 57%
Quiz created with MemeGen!
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(no subject) [Aug. 30th, 2005|01:22 am]
Tempey Jorissen
[Current Mood |amusedamused]

Click here.
Take the quiz.
Post your results.
See tempey's results.Collapse )
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Two Dumb Girls [Aug. 25th, 2005|06:37 pm]
Tempey Jorissen
[Current Mood |exhaustedexhausted]

So like... me and Joselyn spent approximately 3 hours on various busses today, looking for a certain bookstore. We suck at bus schedules. This one driver kept giving us pissed-off looks because we got on his bus like 3 or 4 times from various places around the city. It was awful. On the plus side, we now know where Gator Textbooks is located and how to get there. Also, I have a bunch of assorted free stuff from all the people who we asked for help from. I have a phone book, an avon catalogue, two coupon books, a proactive brochure, two planet beach coupons, a free thermasilk shampoo sample, a free thermasilk conditioner sample, an invitation to Dillard's, Citi Credit Card brochure, and an ad for some magazines.
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(no subject) [Aug. 23rd, 2005|01:42 pm]
Tempey Jorissen
Hey, Niceville kids at UF-

Is anyone going home on labor day weekend? I'd be willing to pay gas for a ride.
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(no subject) [Aug. 19th, 2005|11:59 pm]
Tempey Jorissen
[Current Mood |sadsad]

Okay, so I went through my entire senior year, through graduation, and all of summer without being really sad that I'm leaving for college. Until today, one day before I go to Gainesville. I'm really really going to miss everyone. I keep thinking about them. Make sure to stay in touch, everyone, last time I moved I didn't do too well at that.
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(no subject) [Aug. 13th, 2005|07:29 pm]
Tempey Jorissen
[Current Mood |apatheticapathetic]

You scored as Punk/Rebel.

</td>

Punk/Rebel

56%

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader

44%

Loner

44%

Goth

25%

Stoner

13%

Ghetto gangsta

13%

Geek

13%

Drama nerd

0%

What's Your High School Stereotype?
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Oh yeah, that's me... such a rebel. Not.


You scored as Stabbed. You will die from being stabbed. Yay.

</td>

Stabbed

60%

Bomb

60%

Natural Causes

53%

Eaten

53%

Disappear

53%

Accident

53%

Suffocated

40%

Gunshot

40%

Cut Throat

27%

Suicide

27%

Disease

27%

Posion

20%

Drowning

20%

How Will You Die??
created with QuizFarm.com

Oh, I'm so excited, I can't wait.


You scored as Goofy. Your alter ego is Goofy! You are fun and great to be around, and you are always willing to help others. You arn't worried about embarrassing yourself, so you are one who is more willing to try new things.

</td>

Goofy

75%

Sleeping Beauty

63%

Donald Duck

63%

Ariel

56%

Peter Pan

44%

Cinderella

38%

Cruella De Ville

31%

Pinocchio

25%

Snow White

25%

The Beast

0%

Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?
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What kind of animal is goofy again?
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