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That time of year is ending [Jan. 2nd, 2006|10:45 pm]
Tempey Jorissen
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So this is what I got for Christmas:

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Also, I figure that this year instead of making a sensible, achievable or enriching resolution, I'm going to make it personal. I have resolved to outdo everyone. I will out-weird Joselyn. I'm going to out-compete Anna. (See? I'm already on my way with this competitive resolution.) I'm going to out-preppy my sister. I'm going to out-rape Allie (that means I'm going to rape more people than she is). I'm going to out-write Angela, out-board-game Brian, out-'fro John, and out-awesome Anne. Matt will be out-freckled by me, and Adrienne will be out-tanned. Oh, and I'll out-art Casey and out-Elijah-Wood-fan-Lacey. Also, I resolve to commit at least one accidental murder and buy lots more hair-care products. I resolve to go to sleep soon before I continue rambling.
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[User Picture]From: vpofjooishmafia
2006-01-03 05:13 am (UTC)
i think you should enlarge that. i cant read it. some of it i can make it, such as cash and the sweater. but what is the 40?

and you can try to out freckle me, but to no avail. sorry you lose.
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[User Picture]From: tempey
2006-01-03 05:50 am (UTC)
Enlarged for you my dear Matt.

I can out-freckle you if I get plastic surgery! Muahahahahaha
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[User Picture]From: vpofjooishmafia
2006-01-03 05:52 am (UTC)
beauty is a curse, and if you forget it then the carver..........wait. nevermind. that nuns having fun calendar is amazing by the way.
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[User Picture]From: tempey
2006-01-03 05:53 am (UTC)
Haha yeah it's hilarious! Allie got it for me, there's pictures of them playing pool and at the beach and stuff, all in their nunny attire
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[User Picture]From: tempey
2006-01-03 05:52 am (UTC)
Oh, but come summer... I will never leave the sun, and though I may get cancer and die early- I shall NOT give up on my resolution!
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[User Picture]From: kattanfan07
2006-01-03 05:40 am (UTC)
you will NEVER out-compete me... never...
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[User Picture]From: tempey
2006-01-03 05:54 am (UTC)
Wanna put some money on that, buddy?
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From: fatbuu10
2006-01-03 07:04 am (UTC)
I could out-compete you if all 4 of my limbs were removed. Chump.
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[User Picture]From: tempey
2006-01-03 11:34 pm (UTC)
But then you wouldn't have your awesome calves!
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From: fatbuu10
2006-01-04 12:25 am (UTC)
This is true. I do not need those to out-compete Anna. There's really no comparison there anyway.
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From: fatbuu10
2006-01-03 07:03 am (UTC)
I somehow doubt you will be out-froin' myself, but you're welcome to try.
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From: wafey
2006-01-03 01:40 pm (UTC)
this is why i'm glad we're friends.

on a completly unrelated note, i bought a hatchet, a rope, and some zipties at lowes yesterday. i think the police have been tailing me now.
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[User Picture]From: tempey
2006-01-04 06:03 am (UTC)
I'm glad we're friends too.

And your last sentence gave me serious doubts about ever out-awesoming you. Maybe I'll make it like, a ten-year plan or something.
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From: wafey
2006-01-04 11:42 pm (UTC)
we bought a hammer, too
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[User Picture]From: turtleonwheels
2006-01-03 10:03 pm (UTC)
oh its on sister!
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[User Picture]From: tempey
2006-01-04 06:03 am (UTC)
You may be holding the current Cranium streak, but I have the current Risk streak.
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[User Picture]From: allabasta_masta
2006-01-04 12:00 am (UTC)
you know what? this is why you're my friend. and you'll never out-rape me! nor out-spinelessness me either!!!muahahahaha i rule!
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[User Picture]From: tempey
2006-01-04 06:07 am (UTC)
You might think I won't out-rape you, but you haven't seen my extensive collection of date-rape drugs. And I'm not even gonna try to out-spinelessness you, a friggin' worm couldn't out-spinelessness you. I mean that in a nice way.
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From: wandering_night
2006-01-04 01:54 am (UTC)
I'm pretty sure you won't.
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[User Picture]From: tempey
2006-01-04 06:09 am (UTC)
Yeah, in retrospect, maybe I should have started smaller. Like first try to out-harry-potter-fan you, then out-lord-of-the-rings-fan you, and work my way up accordingly till have have the knack of fandom down.
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