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Tempey Jorissen

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[Nov. 17th, 2005|06:43 pm]
Tempey Jorissen
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Ok, so I may completely suck at monopoly. I'll give you that. I haven't won a game in my entire life. I'm not too bad at scrabble or scattergories, and at pictionary there are those who have beaten me. Soccer? Nothing special, and I'm far too flaily to be excellent at any other sport. I have above average intelligence, but I'm no prodigy. I had the lowest possible GPA to still be considered summa cum laude in high school. My pool skills are terrible, and I have been known to be beaten in arm wrestling contests by middle schoolers. I'm not particularly good-looking, and I can't swim very fast. I've also never invented anything. My time management skills leave much to be desired. The only things I can cook involve frying pans and about 10 minutes worth of time.
But I have one thing going for me: I am the Connect Four Master.
Sure, some of you kids might be geniuses, superstar athletes or sexy hot babes. Maybe you kick ass when it comes to spelling. I bet a lot of you don't procrastinate much and if we played monopoly together, I would end up giving you all my money. But don't go around thinking you're better than me, because when it comes to Connect Four, my lack of mercy knows no bounds. You will lose.

In other news, I haven't slept in days and according to my doctor the reason I've been puking my guts up every morning is because I'm stressed out. She told me to go to the mental health care center, which makes me feel like a crazy person. But I kinda wanna go up there in case I get to see some really crazy people. That's the reason I want to be a psychiatrist- not so I can help people, I just find psychos interesting. See, I miss California where random people will just randomly accuse you of needing a doctor, or tell you that they used to be French models. I once had this guy come up to me and demand compensation for raping him. Good times. One of my TA's is from France, and he said that for Thanksgiving he and a bunch of other french guys are going to get together and celebrate, but they will eat french food instead. I found that amusing for some reason. Forgive me if I sound a little rambly, but I've been living entirely off of energy drinks for the last couple of days. On the cans they tell you not to substitute energy drinks for sleep. In case anyone was wondering, this is sound advice as I have found it increasingly difficult to function lately. Oddly enough, I've also been in an increasingly good mood. Later kids!

EDIT: Okay, I absolutely hate it when people put apostrophes after plural nouns. You don't need to do that! It's extra work! But I was reading over my entry and I realized that I had done that exact thing... I said "One of my TA's." I'm very sorry, and I promise it won't happen again.
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[User Picture]From: kattanfan07
2005-11-18 12:52 am (UTC)
THATS RIGHT YOU SUCK AT MONOPOLY!! I remember that one game... and pictionary, casey and I RULLLE. But, I must say that you and I make a good pair too.. "lazy" that was the best thing EVER! I'm glad to hear that you finally found up what's wrong with you tho, that's a good thing... and, yes you ARE a crazy person.. lol (but then again, I am too.. I think crazier than you even)
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[User Picture]From: allabasta_masta
2005-11-18 02:56 am (UTC)
WHATEVER!!! WE RULE AT PICTIONARY!!! we just let you win...
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[User Picture]From: allabasta_masta
2005-11-18 02:55 am (UTC)
i didn't know you weren't sleeping! sheesh!!! try counting sheep...or...........stop drinking the energy drinks..maybe that'll help. i'm worried about you babe, though i secretly want you to turn crazy so i can have a crazy person friend =)
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