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(no subject) [Feb. 2nd, 2006|12:05 am]
Tempey Jorissen
[Current Mood |bouncybouncy]

You've probably already seen this on allie's but it seemed appropriate to repost as today is the day (I was trying to convince her I didn't want a gift):

being born on groundhog's day is like waking up in the morning to a pat on the back from the Big Guy himself. "have a nice day, buddy, and happy birthday," God says to me as he hands me my sack lunch for the day. being born on groundhog's day is like looking at the cosmos and realizing that you were placed right smack dab in the middle of Awesome. being born on groundhog's day gives you the inherent feeling that you're a step above all others, just because you were born on Groundhog's day. The feeling of camaraderie i get when looking upon the common groundhog is a feeling so profound it cannot be outdone by mere presents. it can't even be enhanced. In fact, being given a birthday present when your birthday is on groundhog's day is like being given a joint when you live in a field of marijuana. Sure, I'll say thanks to humor people, but in the long run just being right where I am is all I need.
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(no subject) [Jan. 13th, 2006|12:00 am]
Tempey Jorissen
[Current Mood |confusedconfused]

You scored as English. You should be an English major! Your passion lies in writing and expressing yourself creatively, and you hate it when you are inhibited from doing so. Pursue that interest of yours!

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Psychology

83%

English

83%

Biology

75%

Mathematics

67%

Theater

58%

Linguistics

58%

Engineering

50%

Chemistry

42%

Journalism

42%

Philosophy

33%

Anthropology

8%

Sociology

0%

Dance

0%

Art

0%

What is your Perfect Major? (PLEASE RATE ME!!<3)
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In other news, I really hate Gainesville, but I think this semester will be better. My outlook on life is better and I think my classes are going to be easier to handle. I halfway think everything would be better if I just forget Niceville and everything associated exists, but that's a pretty hard thing to do and anyway I don't want to forget my family or anything, that seems bad. I guess I'm in the "finding myself" stage of being a college kid or something, haha. Anyway, going to Orlando tomorrow for a fun-filled, action-packed weekend, I hope!
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(no subject) [Jan. 9th, 2006|07:12 pm]
Tempey Jorissen
[Current Mood |worriedworried]

Okay. So like, if you only have half an hour before you go back to college from wonter break, that's a bad time to decide to start packing. I think I only left a couple of things though, so that's good. But one is the usb cable to my printer, and I also left my network cable, so that's kind of not good.

Today I found out that four of the six classes I'm taking are writing classes, classes I'm going to be writing papers for. Which isn't cool because as much as I like writing, I also like sleeping and eating. So I might be in for another long semester after all. And each class has 2 or 3 required books, plus I had to get a subscription to the new york times and I have to read that monday through friday, which actually could turn out to be interesting if I can find time for it.

Also, I've started working out again, but I can't figure out any of the cardiovascular machines. They have all these buttons and settings and different types of workouts and so many things it's hard for be to keep track of cause i'm dumb dumb dumb. Haha oh well I guess that's why god invented jogging.
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That time of year is ending [Jan. 2nd, 2006|10:45 pm]
Tempey Jorissen
[Current Mood |melancholymelancholy]

So this is what I got for Christmas:

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Also, I figure that this year instead of making a sensible, achievable or enriching resolution, I'm going to make it personal. I have resolved to outdo everyone. I will out-weird Joselyn. I'm going to out-compete Anna. (See? I'm already on my way with this competitive resolution.) I'm going to out-preppy my sister. I'm going to out-rape Allie (that means I'm going to rape more people than she is). I'm going to out-write Angela, out-board-game Brian, out-'fro John, and out-awesome Anne. Matt will be out-freckled by me, and Adrienne will be out-tanned. Oh, and I'll out-art Casey and out-Elijah-Wood-fan-Lacey. Also, I resolve to commit at least one accidental murder and buy lots more hair-care products. I resolve to go to sleep soon before I continue rambling.
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(no subject) [Dec. 16th, 2005|06:28 pm]
Tempey Jorissen
[Current Mood |depresseddepressed]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I bought porn for truleekele (10 points). Last Wednesday I put gum in evan_gamble's hair (-12 points). In February I stole turtleonwheels's purse (-30 points). Last Monday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In July I gave kattanfan07 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).

Overall, I've been nice (46 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
tempey

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Some mildly, but not really, entertaining shit [Dec. 7th, 2005|06:21 pm]
Tempey Jorissen
[Current Mood |stressedstressed]

A couple amalgams of excerpts from my friends' journals

tempey's Friend Fusion
...I just wish we had more... i have officially recieved my eagle... depress her... just a little...We saw... say "fuck" and "shit" more than... 3. What's a word that rhymes... direction I would be: South If... scary scary, just kinda weird me... and done, i liked the first... best friends before we date... Have... The initial ideas, the themes, the...
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Friend Fusion by Hutta.


tempey's Friend Fusion
...yourself: i hate somethings about myself,... dated someone at least 10 years... Then when I heard it on... ... a really competitive game Making chocolate... for the war...i gave him a... of coca cola zero (by the... was nearly yogurt! Never trust school... hate life. Make it stop. Please!... talk to you soon. is any...
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Friend Fusion by Hutta.


tempey's Friend Fusion
...get to cook in college... but..... the tow guy is here, make... capt. caveman. =) i finally got... up and running I had to... snatched from allie 24. What was... had spent more time with my... believe in him. There is no... ... youth, before the day her governess... mother. 62. I have a cell...
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Friend Fusion by Hutta.


And now some haikus from my journals.

Haiku by tempey
striving for prefect
grades and being what one might
call motivated
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Haiku! by Hutta.


Haiku by tempey
appreciating
all movies more unless it's
a really stupid
Username:
Haiku! by Hutta.


Haiku by tempey
best be described
using one simple yet very
effective word pain
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Haiku! by Hutta.


Like, I'm not really sure how this happened, but I somehow managed to stockpile a bunch of food throughout the year. Probably from buying lots of food and not eating it. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing, I never condone extra food. Still, it's going to be a hassle to take it all back up to Niceville, so if anyone wants to come over and eat my food you're perfectly welcome. You mooching bastards. I have ramen noodles, cheezits, double stuf oreos, salami, peperoni, some peanut butter, bologna and stuff along those lines. And olive oil.

Also, Independence Day is an excellent movie. I bought it the other day and amused myself one afternoon by taking a screenshot everytime someone was talking on the phone, which happened pretty frequently in the first half of the movie.

Anyway, I'll be back in da N-ville on the night of the 14th so if you want to hang out give me a call. 376-3240. And I know you mooching bastards will all want to see movies with me because I'm gonna try to get my job back at the theater. Later kids.
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damnit anna [Dec. 2nd, 2005|02:13 am]
Tempey Jorissen
Ground rules: The first player of this "game" starts with the topic "Five of My Weird Habits" and the people who get tagged need to then write a LJ entry about their five quirky little habits as well as state the rules of this game clearly. In the end, you need to list the next five people who you want to tag.
NEW RULES: You can't repeat anything that someone else has already said. ITS QUIRKY not COMMON.

1. I always have to close my closet door/ curtain or I can't go to sleep. It's not that I think there's monsters or anything.
2. I never eat breakfast unless I've been awake for at least a couple of hours.
3. I don't know if it counts as a habit, but every time I see a white bar of soap, I always imagine the words "fight club" on it.
4. Whenever I drive automatics, I always grab for a phantom stick... every time, I never learn. And I push a phantom clutch with my left foot
5. I lift my leg behind me when I bowl.

tagged: angela, christina, anne, brian, adrienne
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(no subject) [Nov. 21st, 2005|02:13 pm]
Tempey Jorissen
[Current Mood |listlesslistless]

Okay, so this weekend was pretty uneventful.

Friday night me and some of the girls on my floor went to this peruvian dance thing, because they had free dinner. We waited outside in the cold for like 40 minutes before I got the most disgusting plate of food ever- cold rice, cold potatoes with some cold cheese juice. And cold green, stringy thingies. We watched the people dance peru-style for a little while, then walked over to starbucks and chilled for a couple hours because we were cold. Eggnog latte is delicious.

Saturday I think I slept for a while and then just chilled in my room and did homework. That night John came over and we played Scattergories and watched the Wedding Date, which Kyle and John didn't really like a whole lot. I thought it was a good movie though. Ever since I worked at Rave I've just started appreciating all movies more, unless it's a really stupid chick flick or something really boring. I just like movies. That's why I'd be a bad movie critic.

Then Sunday i think I slept till like 1, then got some lunch, then did some stuff on my computer and some homework, then slept till like 8. Very lazy day.

I hope everyone has fun Thansgiving vacations.
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(no subject) [Nov. 19th, 2005|01:10 am]
Tempey Jorissen
[Current Mood |sicksick]

Okay, sometimes in life, you have to take risks. But while there are good times to do this, there are also bad times. An example of a bad time to take a risk is when you are about to ingest medicine. I must admit, reading the directions afterward rather than beforehand may seem exciting at the time. But trust me, it's a bad idea. It is also a bad idea to think that rolaids are basically like tums, because they aren't.

So I ate an entire pack of rolaids like it was candy. I was watching a movie and needed something to munch on, plus I really did need to take them. Apparently, you're only supposed to take 2-4 an hour as needed. Whoops! That must explain this feeling I have. This feeling deep in my stomach. A feeling that can best be described using one simple yet very effective word: pain.

Man, I am so stupid sometimes.
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(no subject) [Nov. 17th, 2005|06:43 pm]
Tempey Jorissen
[Current Mood |exhaustedexhausted]

Ok, so I may completely suck at monopoly. I'll give you that. I haven't won a game in my entire life. I'm not too bad at scrabble or scattergories, and at pictionary there are those who have beaten me. Soccer? Nothing special, and I'm far too flaily to be excellent at any other sport. I have above average intelligence, but I'm no prodigy. I had the lowest possible GPA to still be considered summa cum laude in high school. My pool skills are terrible, and I have been known to be beaten in arm wrestling contests by middle schoolers. I'm not particularly good-looking, and I can't swim very fast. I've also never invented anything. My time management skills leave much to be desired. The only things I can cook involve frying pans and about 10 minutes worth of time.
But I have one thing going for me: I am the Connect Four Master.
Sure, some of you kids might be geniuses, superstar athletes or sexy hot babes. Maybe you kick ass when it comes to spelling. I bet a lot of you don't procrastinate much and if we played monopoly together, I would end up giving you all my money. But don't go around thinking you're better than me, because when it comes to Connect Four, my lack of mercy knows no bounds. You will lose.

In other news, I haven't slept in days and according to my doctor the reason I've been puking my guts up every morning is because I'm stressed out. She told me to go to the mental health care center, which makes me feel like a crazy person. But I kinda wanna go up there in case I get to see some really crazy people. That's the reason I want to be a psychiatrist- not so I can help people, I just find psychos interesting. See, I miss California where random people will just randomly accuse you of needing a doctor, or tell you that they used to be French models. I once had this guy come up to me and demand compensation for raping him. Good times. One of my TA's is from France, and he said that for Thanksgiving he and a bunch of other french guys are going to get together and celebrate, but they will eat french food instead. I found that amusing for some reason. Forgive me if I sound a little rambly, but I've been living entirely off of energy drinks for the last couple of days. On the cans they tell you not to substitute energy drinks for sleep. In case anyone was wondering, this is sound advice as I have found it increasingly difficult to function lately. Oddly enough, I've also been in an increasingly good mood. Later kids!

EDIT: Okay, I absolutely hate it when people put apostrophes after plural nouns. You don't need to do that! It's extra work! But I was reading over my entry and I realized that I had done that exact thing... I said "One of my TA's." I'm very sorry, and I promise it won't happen again.
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